Dice Magazine Issue #87

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What can we say about?! Well…it’s a lot like a refrigerator. It’s about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds… it makes ice and…No, actually a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one. But you can’t stop at one.. you want to drink another woman. [10 beers later] So I says; “Yeah? You want that money? Come and find it! ‘Cause I don’t know where it is, ya baloney! You… make me… wanna… wretch…” [passes out]

Cover artwork by: Jay Holmes.